Archive for November, 2004

Grand Theft Auto – It’s a Game

Monday, November 1st, 2004

I don’t know why I am talking about GTA so much. Maybe because it’s such a fun game. Anyway…

Reading this article made crack a smile of amusement.

“A training film for mass murderers”
Yes, that is what it is. According to this article the statement was made by a Miami attorney by the name of Barry Silver. That is something that only an Attorney would say. Okay, and maybe preachers, politicians, and bored housewives. I digress: By that same statement, does that mean Tony Hawk Underground teaches kids how to become professional skateboarders? Is the kid going to go out, buy a skateboard, and immediately to a 720 switch kickflip to one-footed nose manual to 900 stalefish over a building?

If a kid kills someone, or someones, then he is a screwed up kid. I do find it ridiculous that people feel compelled to blame an inanimate string of one and zeros for thing for a kid’s actions.

Other dangerous things that might make kids do stuff
Watching a comedy will make a kid funnier.
Listening to country music will make a kid drink and lose his wife.
Watching a presidential debate will make a kid learn how to waste a good number of hours spewing bullshit rhetoric?

Walmart and GTA

Walmart:

  • Touts it’s good wholesome positive family image.
  • “Payday” mecca for single, uneducated parent’s who really just want an excuse to scream at their un-disciplined children in a public forum while shoving sugar and Big Macs down their kids throats
  • Bans records from being sold due to nearly mundane lyrics it deems offensive and sells edited versions of movies and books. Sometimes uses the excuse to “due to excessive violence”.
  • Actively promoting GTA San Andreas, probably sells more than any other retailer.
  • GTA is an excessively violent game. That’s part of it’s appeal, and part of the reason folks like to freak out. I’d never mistake it for a happy game about puppies and lemurs. You’re fooling yourself if you don’t recognize how brutally violent it is.

    However, when a company routinely bans artists from selling CDs due to it’s family positive image, stops selling magazines that might mention the word sex and show a bikini, then in turn sells a violent game intended for adults, isn’t that a bit hypocritical?

    Walmart: The big box Goliath of lumbering contradiction in a concentrated form.

    God bless it.

    Google In A Nutshell

    Monday, November 1st, 2004

    Joe Griffin puts it best in his article entitled The Google Economy

    Google makes friends with the popular people (used in metaphor to represent websites). Google does not care about the new kid in school.

    If you can understand his simple principle, you will be well on your way to laying out a solid foundation for generating google traffic. Get links. From popular sites. Build your network. Simple.

    Just a quicky

    Monday, November 1st, 2004

    After numerous friends asking me the same fucking questions over and over about how to get traffic to their websites, I wrote a little article about how to promote a band website if anyone is interested.

    And for friends who I’ve hooked up in the past – Sorry, no more freebies. I’ve got bills to pay.